Pardon our French, but le plus ça change, le plus la même chose.
Translation: the more things change, the more they stay the
same.
How many psychoanalysts does it take to chance a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb has to
want to change.
Chief marketing officers should bear that old joke in mind when
they take on the challenge of revitalizing moribund sales at
hidebound companies. Because if the companies don't really want
to change, nothing is likely to work. Or there will be change
and the CMO will be fired for implementing it.
Original
post date: 12/18/06
The recent dramatic – and very public – dismissal of
Wal-Mart's marketing change agent, Julie Roehm, is just
the latest and highest-profile of a long series of
marketers booted out by companies that didn't really want
to change. (A whiff of scandal added spice to the articles
on the front pages of both Advertising Age and the Wall
Street Journal, but the real story is the change issue.)
Rumor has it that Coke's Mary Minnick may be next to
leave. She was just passed over for the number two job at
Coke. The job went to someone previously fired at a
bottler for securities violations. That's a pretty good
indication that her days of trying to teach a company
mired in the tar pits of the past how to evolve may be
numbered. And not necessarily numbered in triple digits.
The marketing change agent revolving door is spinning
faster and faster, and not just at the Wal-Mart /
Coca-Cola top of the food chain. Why?
Simple. A company hires a change agent when the company's
in trouble. (If everything was fine, why would they want
to change?) "Trouble" in this case almost always means
declining sales, market share and/or profit. A company
experiencing a problem wants that problem to go away. But
the management that got the company into trouble in the
first place doesn't really want anything else to change.
They want to keep doing things exactly as they always
have, but get different results.
Of course some change agents are CEOs. Carly Fiorina was
brought in to turn around Hewlett-Packard. Her acquisition
of Compaq shook up staid old H-P. (No, a staid tech
company is definitely not an oxymoron.) Eventually,
Fiorina was fired. She had tinkered with the sacrosanct
"H-P way," and that made the board and the principal heir
of one of the founders uncomfortable. It's ironic that
H-P's recent strong financial performance is the result of
changes made by Ms. Fiorina.
Today the change agent is more likely to be a CMO
reporting to the CEO. That way the CEO can get the benefit
of needed changes, then jettison the change agent when the
entrenched constituencies inside the company, on the board
and among customers howl.
For most companies, the ideal change agent would change
the numbers and nothing else. And then evaporate.
Change agents, not a breed given to self-doubt, charge
ahead and do the job they believe they were hired to do.
They usually slaughter herds of sacred cows in the
process. Or try to. Because change agents are much more
likely to be offered up on the corporate chopping block
than the outmoded ways they're trying to eliminate.
Doing what you've always done but expecting a different
result is a popular definition of insanity. Perhaps that
definition should be expanded to include expecting a
change agent to repair a company's problem without
changing the way the company functions. Maybe by waving a
magic wand over the sales numbers?
Of course another insanity definition might be a change
agent accepting a job at an ossified company and expecting
to be the one who finally manages to change it. Because,
like the light bulb, the company has to really want to
change. And most would rather just wither away.
A first-hand experience
We've been susceptible to delusional expectations, too. A
BrainPosse principal took a job as a change agent at an
antediluvian ad agency. Although billings went way up, he
was unceremoniously ousted by a management horrified by
change and a staff terrified of the higher standards
needed to achieve it. And, yes, the agency withered away
to about one-tenth its former size.